If you have ever wished you could tell it like Cartman, then this South Park Women’s Manilla Collection Cartman Black Leather Watch is for you. The shiny, square metal case frames a white dial, which features Cartman and one of his popular catch phrases written in funky, blue letters. Three, six, nine, and 12 o’clock are marked with small, black circles, and long, sword-shaped hands track the time. A black leather band with detail stitching wraps comfortably around the wrist and fastens with a buckle clasp. With a durable mineral crystal protecting the funny dial and a water resistance of 99 feet (30 meters), this custom timepiece makes a great gift for fan’s who love Cartman’s sense of humor.