Ice Watch Item ID: #6736


Ice Samurai – Japanese Inspired Blue LED Watch


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Product Information:

  • Jimi Hendrix (he never died) and Christopher Walken are said to be Ice Samurai owners, as are Rick Astley, Debbie Gibson, and Miami Sound Machine (Gloria Estefan on the other hand does not wear The Ice Samurai as she prefers The Andromeda)
  • In reality, this watch is perfect for Top Gun mavericks, Math Olympians, chess club members, Dvorak keyboard users, Unix administrators, anyone who’s watched AVP more than 10 times, Twitter users with exactly 3.14 followers, HTC Desire owners, anyone who can sing the entirety of Turning Japanese by The Vapors at karaoke or anybody who is a somebody.
  • Burning Blue LED’s
  • Time and Date function
  • Top row for hours display
  • Bottom row for minutes display
  • Main Function : Japanese-inspired blue LED digital watch
  • Bracelet : – Color : Camouflage Steel (Onyx) – Material : Samurai sword carbonized steel folded 1000x over – Length : ~ 180 mm with 18 segments for wrist adjustment
  • Clasp : Exclusive fold over lock design
  • Function Buttons (right-side) : – Top (hour and date display + select) – Button (change mode)
  • Settings : Time, Date, Year
  • Power : CR2016 (x1) pre-installed
  • This watch is not waterproof
  • * Warning : The Ice Samurai and The Iron Samurai cannot be worn on the same wrist or opposing wrists. For safety reasons keep these two watches as far apart as possible. It would be like bringing together two supermassive black holes.
  • How do I change the time and date on this watch? Press the lower button on the right side of the watch. This will cause the current setting to blink. Continue pressing the lower button until you arrive at the setting you want to change. Next, press the top button to change the information.
  • Why is this watch called The Ice Samurai? Because while it is illegal to walk around your city with a samurai sword, it is not illegal to wear a watch around town. But how can you wear a watch that embodies the same coolness as a samurai sword? Only by buying and wearing the Ice Samurai my friend.
  • You mentioned that this watch is perfect for Top Gun mavericks, Math Olympians, chess club members, Dvorak keyboard users, Unix administrators, anyone who’s watched AVP more than 10 times, twitter users with 3.14 followers, anyone who can sing the entirety of Turning Japanese by The Vapors at karaoke, and HTC Desire owners. What if I don’t belong to one of these groups?
  • This watch is also perfect for Mortal Kombat fans (the video game not the movie), Snooker babes, girls who hack cellphones, anyone who has ever had their heart broken, anyone who voted for Pedro, any couple who walked down the aisle to G and R’s Sweet Child of Mine, as well as direct descendants of real Samurai.

Item Description

Introducing The Ice Samurai, a chilling blue Japanese inspired LED watch from an entropic tomorrow which gives its master below zero Kelvin supremacy by blurring the boundaries of how temporal intelligence (time) is shown. You mean this watch really tells the time? Yes. Even though The Ice Samurai embodies Kamakuran style and Ashikagan design with its soul caliber blue numerals encased in stark samurai sword steel like the last stand against the Vampire Ninja Zombie armada of Planet 4738, this Japanese LED watch does in fact tell the time and does so really efficiently too! Tap the top button on the right side of the timepiece and watch the screen light up like fireflies over an unholy grave. Tap the bottom button to make the numbers blink and hence adjust them. In Time mode, the top row represents hour information, while the bottom row represents minutes information. In date mode, top and bottom represent month and day. In fact, when you start wearing this watch you may find yourself spending all your time chasing demons and freeing the countryside from terrors too terrible to speak of. You will probably live by the Bushido code of Rectitude, Courage, Benevolence, Respect, Honesty, Honor, and Loyalty. You’ll start reading Kanji and reciting Haiku by Basho such as “an ancient pond / a frog jumps in / the splash of water.” Yes, The Ice Samurai has been known to lower its wearer’s armor class by 20 points, double their points, and divide their THAC0 in two!