The freshman senator took the assembly floor and proudly declared that, after careful consideration, his state would be leaving the Union and changing its name to the Democratic Republic of Blow Me. Despite his bold actions, few of his colleagues actually heard what he said, as they were distracted by his choice to don only a banana hammock and the KR3W Freshman Watch as he made the historic announcement. Later, when asked about his imminent impeachment proceedings, he replied, ‘I believe my state’s new name is the only comment I care to share at this time.’

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• Housing Material : plastic, stainless steel
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• Chronograph : no
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• Water-Resistant : yes, 100ft (30m)
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• Face Size : 34mm
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• Manufacturer Warranty : limited